“Jacob Collins is a junior at Graham High School. He is the king, he was formerly known as ChickenBob. He is the funniest guy I know and the world can hope he will one day become president. He is very handsome and he is a very eligible bachelor, but you better act fast. Jacob is so cool that he should have a holiday dedicated to him. He is also very smart. Jacob would save a cat from a tree without hesitation.”-Bryce Bigon

“He’s cool”-Buck Blackwell